Gaddafi y la concubina

No puedo resistir de copiar este mensaje recibido por correo electrónico.
La imaginación de los cuentistas (éste, y los autores de los relatos que llegan regularmente) merece un premio; el primer premio en este caso -en España, no nos hace falta tanto esfuerzo poético para sonsacar algún milloncete-.

Transcribo:

"Hello,

Please my dear good friend,my name is AL- Santos I'm about  twenty eight years old boy (28) the only son of  concubine of Colonel Muammar AL- Gaddafi of Libya who died  2011 in  political war in Libya, I am greatly  seeking your help my beloved friend Please,my reasons of contacting you is to request for your co-operation and assistance to help me transfer this money into a foreign account of yours by providing a bank account either company's or your private account where the money can be remitted in your care until I finished my education career in your country.

I was born and brought up  in Libya and also live with Colonel AL- Muammar Gaddafi for so many years before political war started, then when the war was terrible in libya then I ran away from Libya to Côte d'Ivoire with ten million five hundred thousand dollars (10.5mdollars)and the money was deposited here in the bank by a lawyer and management and staff of the bank here in Côte d'Ivoire and be looking for a  trustworthy person in abroad.

Who will stand as a helper and provider of the account number where the money should be transferred to,  so if you are interested and really want to help me out please try to reply this very mail through my alternative email address(kadhafisantos@yahoo.de).and also send this necessary informations
 to me so that i can go  and submit them to the bank to enable them to carry out their duty immediat and perform their work effectively.

INNOVATION OF BANK...GOOD ATTENDANCE AND RAPID TRANFER

PLEASE MY DEAR TRY TO REPLY THROUGH ALTERNATIVE EMAIL(kadhafisantos@yahoo.de)

Your account number ..................
Your Full Name ..........................
Your sex .................................
Your age .................................
Your Country ..............................
Your pass or photo ......................
Your occupation ..........................
Your Personal Mobile Number .........
Thank you.
Cordially.
AL-SANTOS COL.KADHAFI. "